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a point or region of infinite mass density at which space and time are infinitely distorted

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  • Sperm Donor 2

    • 22 Feb 2010
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    Wanking my penis
    To donate some sperm to you
    Hope you like my genes

    Another one I made on the Sperm Donor. This one’s more direct, from first person.

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  • Sperm Donor 1

    • 22 Feb 2010
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    Man gives half a life
    Woman becomes a mother
    Child not his to keep

    A thread talked about verifying the identity of a sperm donor. Spell checked incorrectly fixed “verification” to “versification.” I felt challenged.

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  • Spring

    • 5 Nov 2009
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    Winter turns to Spring
    Flowers are in their full bloom
    Ready to be picked

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  • Kim P.

    • 6 Aug 2009
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    Always a pleasure
    To meet, to know, to be with
    Sombody like her

    Infectious is she
    With her cute smile and warm hugs
    Can’t help but smile too

    Sometimes she may be
    A bit under the weather
    So give her a hug

    But mostly she’s up
    Perky and peppy for all
    Ready for action

    Greet her with a smile
    Or she’ll pounce on you like mad
    That’s just Kim, caring

    There will never be
    Somone else like dear Kimmie
    Like she’ll ever be


    She needed help with her write up for the college yearbook. Off the top of my head, this is what I wrote.

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  • Stress

    • 31 Aug 2006
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    • elements haiku short strength
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    Rock under the falls
    Against the raging waters
    Weather from stillness

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  • Falling Leaves

    • 29 Aug 2006
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    Browning tree leaves fly
    Warm winds try to lift them up
    To earth they still fall

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    25-year old Filipino software developer and gamer who loves food, especially cookies. Mmmm, Cookies!

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