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a point or region of infinite mass density at which space and time are infinitely distorted

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  • Sperm Donor 2

    • 22 Feb 2010
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    Wanking my penis
    To donate some sperm to you
    Hope you like my genes

    Another one I made on the Sperm Donor. This one’s more direct, from first person.

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  • Sperm Donor 1

    • 22 Feb 2010
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    Man gives half a life
    Woman becomes a mother
    Child not his to keep

    A thread talked about verifying the identity of a sperm donor. Spell checked incorrectly fixed “verification” to “versification.” I felt challenged.

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  • Spring

    • 5 Nov 2009
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    Winter turns to Spring
    Flowers are in their full bloom
    Ready to be picked

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  • Kim P.

    • 6 Aug 2009
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    Always a pleasure
    To meet, to know, to be with
    Sombody like her

    Infectious is she
    With her cute smile and warm hugs
    Can’t help but smile too

    Sometimes she may be
    A bit under the weather
    So give her a hug

    But mostly she’s up
    Perky and peppy for all
    Ready for action

    Greet her with a smile
    Or she’ll pounce on you like mad
    That’s just Kim, caring

    There will never be
    Somone else like dear Kimmie
    Like she’ll ever be


    She needed help with her write up for the college yearbook. Off the top of my head, this is what I wrote.

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  • Life Without Death

    • 29 May 2009
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    What is life without death?
    Peace without impending doom
    Knowing with full certainty
    That there will be a tomorrow

    Then, what is today
    Keep on looking forward
    Without living this moment
    Believing that this time
    Will not be the last

    Of family and of friends
    We know we will be together
    Why cherish the company
    When they are there forever

    Death gives life meaning
    It is then we are alive
    Living our life each day
    Until death takes us away

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  • Utot. Bow.

    • 28 Jan 2009
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    Ako’y uutot
    Mahabang-mahaba
    Ito’y mabantot
    Walang tatawa

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  • Venus at Mars

    • 28 Jan 2009
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    • Filipino loneliness love poem
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    Galing sa magkaibang planeta
    Nagkatagpuan sa mundong ito
    Para makahanap ng kasama
    Sa bawat tawa, sa bawat luha

    Di nagkakaintindihan ngayon
    Ngunit pareho ang hinahanap
    Akala nila: sagot ay doon
    Na lumulutang lang sa pangarap 

    Di nila kailangang lumayo
    Para ang pag-ibig ay lumago

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  • Do Knot

    • 29 Sep 2008
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    • bird dream photo poem short
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    Tie me up a dream tonight
    That it may bring me far and high
    Tie me up a dream tonight
    With radiant wings to soar the sky

    Written on February 18, 2007. Almost got lost somewhere on the internet :P

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  • Fat Cat

    • 8 Jul 2008
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    Do you own a brown cat
    That is lazy and fat?
        I laid her in bed
        For she is now dead
    I thought she was a mat

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  • The Dog Named Dew

    • 8 Jul 2008
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    There is this dog named Dew
    It loves to pee and poo
        I'm sorry to say,
        Complain all you may,
    That it belongs to you

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